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The Titanic Never Actually Sank (Conspiracy Theory)

Go into the pudding and find the truth you want me to I want you to go into the pudding welcome back yes indeed welcome back to hard truth link is your brain ready to grow three sizes like one of those dinosaurs that they put into water as long as my skull grows with it because I’ve got hot news straight off the presses of 1912 the Titanic never sink and the truth will shock you buckle up buttercup okay great link you’ve got a thing huh and if that thing okay link okay okay do you know what truth stands for something tells me no matter how I answer you’re still gonna tell me Titanic really isn’t underwater that was a hoax Titanic really under that hoax okay you all know the fable but let me go through the details just a refresh your freaking memory the beautiful luxury cruise liner RMS Titanic shipped off for its maiden voyage on April 10th 1912 it sailed for several days before striking an iceberg off the coast of Newfoundland the ships sinking lost about 1,500 passengers including jack who died even though rose totally had room on that door that’s a conversation for another time the aftermath of this tragic accident caused worldwide outrage and a complete reworking of maritime safety procedures of course none of that is true don’t touch my rod man my pointer should probably call it a pointer please let engineer Ryder and lifelong Titanic researcher Robin Gardner get right to the point and open your eyes to his easy-to-follow theory Robin dead before is yours go ahead well a Titanic wasn’t a it wasn’t a single class there was no Titanic class of ships it was the Olympic class and the first of those ships actually construction began on the first of those ships Olympic herself shortly before construction of Titanic there was a third one but that wasn’t started until after why do you think that concerns us had already occurred yes as that makes absolutely clear the Titanic never really sucked because it was smart for a near-identical sister ship called the Olympic in a duel scheme involving insurance fraud and violent robber baron takeover of the United States economy okay now you’re thinking how did all this happen I got a chart for that link happened olympic equals titanic both of these boats were owned by the international Mercantile Marine Corporation and that’s just the tip of the iceberg the Olympics sailed first and was found at fault when it struck a military ship costing the company lots of money and then the two ships were so similar it would be hard to tell the difference unless you’re paying attention are you paying attention link yes cuz I’m dropping truth bombs under the cloak of money secrecy the Olympic became the Titanic with a simple paint job same ship painted because of insurance fraud okay I know what you’re thinking who could pull off this kind of massive insurance fraud well who could ever heard of JPMorgan link do you know what JP Morgan stands for oh well you’ve done this show it’s planning murder on the regular and getting away with it like a naughty boy they never saw that in there okay JPMorgan was considered a robber baron belonging that means belonging to a class of extremely wealthy men who nearly control all industry and I’m not gonna get bogged down with the extremely boring and confusing facts let me just hold it up to chart form conspiracies can be complicated and difficult USA was bad at money JT said hey I got money USA USA is like thanks other rich guys later hmm upsetting JP is like I don’t care I can get more money all the rich guys are like no and now they’re all dead multiple rich dudes that were in disagreement with JP Morgan died in the Titanic Titanic crash I know you’re still having trouble when you keep trying to make my mother my pointer smaller because you’re poking me in the eye with okay at the time Morgan one of the u.s.

To create a Federal Reserve Bank and there were three powerful men who were opposed to a millionaire John Jacob Astor mining magnate Benjamin Guggenheim and Macy’s co-owner Isidor Straus and they all super died on the Titanic this is true all this was made even more suspicious considering JP Morgan was supposed to be on the Titanic himself he had a giant private suite but he cancelled at the last minute because he felt like it I wouldn’t cancel a freaking Carnival Cruise even if I had a standard room hello something’s up in summary JPMorgan intentionally planned for the Titanic to sink and of course he would be fine with insurance frog as the old saying goes everything is a rich man’s trick and mortgage disappearing ship and rivals is the greatest magic trick of all you know the old saying link I since you’re still doubting pick a card any card any card just pick a freaking card man like what does that card say the Titanic was a ho boom what are the chances that you picked that only here’s another one two cards that say it was a hoax out of 52 cards he picked it too what are the chances probably 100% okay now this is almost too convenient know what you think because isn’t magic all about distraction and what if this super convincing theory about the ship JP Morgan missed is just a distraction from a truer truth the truth East truth hold on to your horses link yes folks we’ve all been duped by a duper here’s what’s really up JP Morgan’s famous absence is meant to cover up another famous absence from the Titanic Milton Hershey founder of Hershey’s chocolates and already wealthy candy robber baron himself put down a 300 on deposit to secure a room on the Titanic but due to illness or work stress the stories conflict he left a week early in so recent history her she has enjoyed massive uncontested success despite being terrible chocolate it is objectively horrible chocolate however Milton Hershey colluded with JP Morgan and associates to murder everyone in their way to secure his gross chocolate Empire and if you don’t believe me the proof is in the pudding in the pudding link go into the pudding and find the truth you want me to I want you to go into the pudding what’s so hard put your hands in the pudding you wondering why we’re taking a three week break mm-hmm there’s where the truth lies what are the chances like would you mind opening that bag for me trying to get any pudding on the thing that’s inside of it like you know what her she stands for her she exterminated rivals securing humongous earnings wowza uh yeah uh yeah I mean well it depends on what part of the country you’re from yeah uh what are the chances that that was in the pudding I mean if this isn’t any clearer I don’t know what could be that is the real story behind the not sinking of the Titanic and why Hershey’s chocolate which is objectively awful and terrible continues to be such a big deal welcome link and mythical beasts try to make it aw I rest my rod thank you for liking commenting and subscribing you know what time it is hi I’m Brandon and I’m comfy Anna we’re it’s fall but long champion that’s a polar bear this time to spin the wheel of mythicality what the crap that might be the most remote will video we’ve ever had no can we say we were just with a polar bear because of that well we kind of looked like those guys maybe we could just say we were there I click the bottom link to watch this episode from the beginning and click the top we we click it click the top link to us talk with mythical crewmembers about the stupidest thing they’ve ever believed and given it to Gomorrah and to find out what Willam ethicality is going to land get this I am a mythical beast t-shirt available at mythical dot store

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