Whatever they teach you
in college is a lie. You desire the fact? The world is regulated
by shadowy elites and also shapeshifting
lizard people. Let'' s discuss reptoids.
Make certain to adhere to these do'' s as well as put on ' ts to stay clear of a diplomatic case. Do offer them a cricket, computer mouse or vole out of your pocket. Enjoyable reality concerning voles, a vole ate my daddy. Don'' t use packed phrases like “” Hissy fit”” or “See you later on, alligator.”” Got it, be respectful.So, when do we speak about the orgies?- Boo!- Oh, come on! What? Everyone recognizes reptoids have orgies.
This is a human resources conference. Andre, Myc, shut the hell up or I will sterilize you.
Ha! Best of luck finding out which among my arms is a penis. Tick inquiry.
It ' s every one of them. I'' m choosing, this is ok. Oh god, this is an orgy, isn'' t it? Oh yes, yes it is. Gavel, give me the gavel. Offer me'the gavel! This is it. It ' s happening.
Hi human resources, that ' s prepared for some gross misbehavior? I'' m sorry sir, but you tested positive for iguanarrhea.Motherfucker! I wasn ' t done. Iguanarrhea,'clawmydia, sssyphilis, scalebies, explosive cloaca illness, oh yep, and mushroom herpes. Wait, what was that last one? Reagan, you'' re the life of this celebration. That'' s the most all-natural smile I'' ve ever seen out of Mark Zuckerberg. So, the tune Shake It Off, had to do with exactly how I lost my skin ever before 1,000 years, and also the tune Bad Blood was about just how I drink blood out of my Grammys.A salute to blood Safe some blood.
for Paul Rudd I offered you my kidney. As well as it was delicious. Reagan, meet my favourite reptoidsentatives, Barb Shrike and also Zarthax Griswold Walton of the Reptoid High Council. Good evening, Your Lizardness. Oh, we'' re
not that important. It'' s not like we manage the world. All surge, for the reptilian anthem. Allow'' s come down to lizness.
We reptoids have had a terrific decade. Many thanks to publicity in the media, we have actually made society more forgiving of our kind, from the Geico Gecko to The Shape of Water. We even got K. Rool in Smash! We did it, everybody! The globe temperature level is rising. The time is coming brethren. Soon we shall meet the prophecy, topple mankind and also come to be the real leaders of the globe. They say that annually but they'' re never gon na do it.
Whatever they teach you